My Sex Life in Movie Titles – Which One Are You?

This week on twitter there was a fun little “Trending Topic” called #My Sex Life In Movie Titles.  There were lots of funny suggestions by the people joining in the conversation who seemed to find a common theme of failure in the bedroom with movie titles such as Clueless, Home Alone, 40 Year Old Virgin or Gone in 60 Seconds.

On the other end of the scale there were the optimistic movie titles like The Dark Knight Rises, 127 Hours, I Am Legend & The Longest Yard, or the just plain dark but very funny ones such as There Will Be Blood or You’re Next.

Needless to say, there were some hilarious responses but a lot of people seemed to be saying the same movies over and over, so I decided to take some of their best ideas and create a comprehensive list of Sex Life in Movie Titles here.

It turned out to be a long list, so I decided to categorise the movies under some fun but meaningful headings, so in no particular order, here are some of my favourite Movie Titles That Could Be Used to Describe Our Sex Lives. ┬áIf you’ve got any more funny titles, please add them in the comments below.

We’re Going on an Adventure

  • Into The Wild
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Into The Deep
  • 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea
  • A Long Way Down

You Wish

  • The Whole Nine Yards
  • Here Comes The Boom
  • The Natural
  • As Good As It Gets
  • Magic Mike
  • Reel Steel
  • Unstoppable
  • Days of Thunder
  • Top Gun
  • Big Daddy
  • A Night To Remember / Titanic
  • The Man
  • Bruce Almighty / Evan Almighty
  • I Am Legend
  • The Heat / Heat
  • Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
  • A New Hope (Star Wars)
  • Up
  • Driven
  • War Horse
  • The Return of the King (The Lord of the Rings)
  • Alpha Dog
  • The Gift
  • Glory
  • Lethal Weapon
  • Easy A
  • The Hard Way
  • The Longest Yard

In Her Dreams

  • Drop Dead Gorgeous
  • She’s All That
  • I Give it a Year
  • She’s The One
  • Six Days Seven Nights
  • 127 Hours
  • The Next Three Days
  • My Girl
  • The Hot Chick

The Sad Truth?

  • Clueless
  • 40 Year Old Virgin
  • The Rookie
  • Training Day
  • Carnage
  • The Impossible
  • Ghost Town
  • Ghost World
  • The Invention of Lying
  • Loser
  • The Day After Tomorrow
  • He’s Just Not That Into You
  • Failure to Launch
  • She’s Out of My League
  • Home Alone (all of them)
  • 50/50
  • Downfall
  • Mission: Impossible
  • About Time
  • Any Day Now
  • How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
  • Up in the Air
  • Shame
  • It’s Kind of a Funny Story
  • Silent Hill
  • Dead Calm
  • Me Myself I
  • Morning Glory
  • Only the Lonely
  • Dr. No
  • Little Nicky
  • Never Been Kissed
  • A Series of Unfortunate Events

In a Hurry?

  • Gone in 60 Seconds
  • Rush
  • Rush Hour
  • 30 Minutes or Less
  • Premium Rush
  • The Quick and the Dead
  • 15 Minutes
  • New York Minute
  • Speed
  • Any Given Sunday
  • Before Sunrise / Sunset / Midnight

The Super Hero – If Only

  • The Dark Knight Rises
  • Daredevil
  • Super
  • Iron Man
  • Man of Steel / Superman
  • The Incredible Hulk
  • Fearless
  • Braveheart
  • The Incredibles
  • The One (Jet Li’s)

Too much Internet For You

  • The Social Network
  • For a Good Time, Call
  • 2010: The Year We Make Contact
  • Alone in the Dark

Animal Planet of Raw Sex

  • Planet of the Apes
  • The Perfect Storm
  • The River Wild
  • Jaws
  • The Elephant Man
  • Hot Fuzz
  • Waterworld
  • The Hunger Games
  • Fast & Furious
  • The X-Files

It’s All Fun & Games in the Bedroom

  • Twister
  • Toy Story
  • Just Go With It
  • The Breakfast Club
  • Yes Man
  • The Naked Gun
  • The Game
  • Easy Rider

Afraid of Sex

  • Eyes Wide Shut
  • Clear & Present Danger
  • (Indiana Jones and) The Temple of Doom / The Last Crusade
  • Dredd
  • A Lonely Place to Die
  • The Hole
  • Brave
  • The Chamber of Secrets (Harry Potter)
  • Man on a Ledge
  • Dead Man Walking
  • Say It Isn’t So
  • A Long Way From Home
  • Dog Day Afternoon
  • Diary of a Whimpy Kid
  • The Abyss

It Must Be Love (think I’m gonna vom)

  • Punch Drunk Love
  • Warm Bodies
  • Crazy, Stupid, Love
  • Eat, Prey, Love
  • The Girl Next Door
  • Stuck on You

You Like it Rough? How Dirty Do You Want To Go?

  • The Cabin in the Woods
  • The Lord of the Rings… Hmm, too much?
  • The Phantom Menace
  • Slap Her, She’s French
  • Snatch… Oh, how rude?
  • Armageddon
  • Deep Impact
  • The Expendables
  • The Core
  • Wreck it Ralph
  • Demolition Man
  • DodgeBall
  • Mad Max / Beyond the Thunderdome
  • Kick Ass
  • In Too Deep
  • Indecent Proposal
  • Zero Dark Thirty
  • Donkey Punch
  • Fatal Attraction
  • Monster
  • RED
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Scream

The Dark Side of The Force – Maybe Even a Bit Rapey

  • While You Were Sleeping
  • Raging Bull
  • What Doesn’t Kill You
  • Killing Them Softly
  • The Hurt Locker
  • Your Next
  • Pain & Gain
  • Drag Me To Hell
  • No One Lives
  • Next
  • The Devil Inside

So which one is yours?  Tell us in the comments below, or share any more you can think of.  If you enjoyed this post, why not share it with your friends?  If it made you smile, I’m sure it will make them happy too.

About the Author: Chris Russell has a passion for movies, films and cool TV shows and loves to share that passion here on Movie Retrospect where readers can join the discussion in the comments below or via our socials. If you enjoyed this post, please follow @MovieRetrospect on X / Twitter, Instagram or Facebook.

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